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AWESOME WAYS OF
KISSING
Fredrick Ray
- 1 - ICE KISS
Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice
cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the
cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send
chills!
- 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS
The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you
both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for
each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart,
move in even slower until a spark jumps between teh two of
you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the
please us the kiss right after the shock!
- 3 - CAMPING KISS
On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a
sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss.
- 4 - REWARD KISS
Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like
cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the
garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a
strategic location.
- 5 - POST-IT KISS
Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that
leads to your lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each
note with an arrow pointing to the next note. You, of course,
are at the end of the trail with a Post-It note over your lips
that says, "LIFT FOR KISS"
- 6 - KISSING IN THE RAIN
The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your
love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of
the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss 'till the two
of you are soaked.
- 7 - HERSHEY`S KISSES
Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your
love's purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads
"SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND
DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between
your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your
tongue until it melts.
- 8 - TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS
Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following
kissing scene from WOMAN OF THE YEAR
(1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch,
woman on top.) SAM: Something I've got to get off my chest.
TESS: I'm too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
SAM: Positive.
TESS: That's nice. Even when I'm sober?
SAM: Even when you're brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)
- 9 - KISSES IN A BALLOON
Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque
balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for
you) Tie the balloon to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is
a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.
- 10 - TOLL KISS
Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car
before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say
the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of
course, the toll cost in one kiss.
- 11 - MORSE CODE KISS
If you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to
learn. Find a Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses,
spell out a message to your love and have him or her try to
decipher them.
- 12 - KISSING METER KISSES
We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box
into your own kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give
your love kissing tokens to start your kissing meter. Have an
"expired" sign appear when you need another kiss.
- 13 - AUDIO STIMULATION
Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love's
cassette player (walkman, car or home) with a note attached.
- 14 - BREAKFAST IN BED KISS
Slip out of bed early and prepare a special
"Kissing" breakfast to serve to your love in bed.
Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love.
Kiss between bites!
- 15 - STAIRWELL KISS
This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your
love. Steal away to a private location like behind a door or
tree, or on the stairwell and passionately kiss each other.
The risk of being discovered in the act is the key element.
- 16 - SCUBA KISSING
Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater.
Snorkel across the room to your love and kiss him or her.
- 17 - EYE TEST KISS
Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's
office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the
chart read, "IF you can read this you are standing close
enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye
exam.
- 18 - THYMELY KISS
Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one
irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the
herb. Moments after the first bite, rush to your love's lips
with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks
were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.
- 19 - SHOPPING LIST KISSES
Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two
of you go shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit
toward one kiss. Kisses are collected either on delivery to
the grocery cart, or later at home.
- 20 - BAD HABIT KISS
Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses.
For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting
the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three
minutes is rewarded with a kiss.
- 21 - CLOUD SHAPE KISS
Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on
a blanket, and together inspect cloud formations. When both of
you see the same thing, reward each other with a kiss.
- 22 - CHECK KISS
With your personal check, make a check out to your love for
1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any
time.
- 23 - TOE KISS
Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day.
After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a
massage and seal each toe with a kiss.
- 24 - CHOCOLATE HEART KISSES
Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings
on them. Pick out all the "KISS ME" hearts and put
them in a heart shaped box with the note "REDEEMABLE
ANYTIME, day or night!"
- 25 - RENDEZVOUS KISS
With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a
certain place and time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice
cream stand) for a present. When your love arrives, have a bow
stick to your lips.
- 26 - BATH KISS
Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in
the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)
- 27 - MACHINE GUN KISS
In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover's lips.
- 28 - KISS-A-THON
Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute longer
than usual.
- 29 - PINK PANTHER KISS
Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On
the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!
- 30 - THIRST QUENCHER KISS
For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your
lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask
what you're doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I
yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your
thirst!
- 31 - GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS
Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive
a fabulous kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When
next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long,
hot, passionate kiss.
- 32 - GOODBYE * 2 KISS
Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your
love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more
passionate kiss
- 33 - RIDDLE KISS
Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If
he or she cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a
kiss.
- 34 - KISS MANDATE
Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you
expect (e.g. long and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett)
and where and when you will get it.
- 35 - UNEXPECTED KISS
When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give
your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and
whisper...I LOVE YOU!
- 36 - POST OFFICE KISS
Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your
love into the nearest dark closet; close the door and play
POST OFFICE: No instructions included!
- 37 - KNOCK-KNOCK KISS
Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!
- 38 - BEGGAR`S KISS
That's right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for
any kiss you love is humbly willing to give you!
- 39 - TOOTHPASTE KISS
Brush your teeth together. When your love's mouth is all
sudsy, plant a big wet one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE
TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY!
- 40 - PALM KISS
Holding your love's chin with your palm, smile and deliver a
sweet kiss to his or her lips!
- 41 - 30 KISSES
Inform your love that in honor of the 30th of the month, you
will kiss him or her 30 times during the day!
- 42 - CAT KISS
Rub against your love's legs while meowing and purring. Now
that you have your love's attention, touch noses. Playfully
paw your love while moving in for a kiss.
- 43 - EYELID KISS
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close.
Sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful!
- 44 - EAR KISS
Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then
seal your message with an ear kiss!
- 45 - VALENTINE KISS
Celebrate Valentine's Day with kisses in the shape of a
"V" on the face of your lover.
- 46 - FOOTBALL KISS
After a pass during a football game, kiss your love.
- 47 - SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS
Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!
- 48 - No-Cal Kiss
After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert...your lips.
- Fredrick Ray (freddy_rules@tetramail.com)
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