Asli Messages

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1)
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
    Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
          Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!


2)
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
    Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt
          Is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!


3)
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,

kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!


4)
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
 

5)
Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,

Jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...


6)
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r


7)
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...

sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...


8)
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de,
Tadap rahe hain hum yahan,

Ab aur na intazar de,
Awaj mat suna,

Ae zalim magar,
Ek MISSED call to mar de...
 

9)
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hain,
Nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hain..

Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahin,
Magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hain..


10)
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",

Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hain!!!

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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