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1)
2 liv a life
       1 neds Brain, reflex, perception, IQ, 9ledge,
way of xprsion & many mor qualites.
       Tumhe salam DOST u r doing gr8 without it..


2)
Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi,
khwabon ki duniya bah gayi,

abe teri kya izzat rah gayi
jab ek jhakkas item tereko BHAIYA keh gayi.............


3)
My friend
told me that

u bark like a
dog at night.

This
made

me so
angry dat,

i scolded him,
abused him,

slapped him
& said......

"DONKEYS
DONT BARK"..


4)
Najar jhuki to 'PAIMANE' bane,
       Dil toote to 'MAIKHANE' bane,
kuch to hai aapme jaroor,
        yon hi nahi 'PAGALKHANE' bane.


5)
Ur smile can b compared wit flowers,
ur voice can b compared wit a cuckoo,
ur inocence can b compared wit a child,
but in Foolishness u hav a Monopoly


6)
i believe
U were

born
in this world

 ,*. as a
(", ) cute

(,w,) little
(")(") baby

now that U
grown up

 )(/(/(
( o..o ) WHAT the
  ( _ ) hell happened?


7)
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains ,"Too many characters no story!!"

Librarian ," so u are the idiot who took the telefone directory."


8)
Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
        Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
         jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!


9)
Khuda Kare Mobile Tera Kho Jaye
       Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye
Ladkiyo Ko Sms Karu Tere Nam Par
       Maar Tujhe Mile Aur Kaleja Thanda Mera Ho Jaye
 

10)
Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
       Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
     SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar
          saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.
 

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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