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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Jis tarah loha lohe ko kaat ta hain,
zahar zahar ko kat ta hain.

Usi tarah ek din aapko bhi
...khujli wala kutta kate.

2)
A- u r Attractive
B- u r Beautiful

C- u r caring
D- u r darling

E- u r exciting
F- u r funny

G- u r gorgeous
H- u r heavenly

I- I am
J- just

K- kidding.

3)
Teri aankho me ye jo nami si chhai hain,
                   wo mere dur hone ki gawahi hain ..
Yaad itna na kiya kar mujhe,
                   Hichki le le kar mere gale mein suujan si aaayi hain..

paras sehgal ( gilchrist_paras@yahoo.co.in )

4)
Three Things i LIKE about YOU
1._____
2.______
3.______

Arre yaar kuchh to achchha kiya hota zindagi mein...
 

5)
Dark were those days without ur sight,
when i was in darkness u gave me light,

U gave me strength to make life bright,
Thank u so much philips tubelight.


6)
Kash mere dard ki tuje aisi saja mile,
       Kash mere dard ki tuje aisi saja mile,
Tuje aye ho bade jor se SUSU,
       Aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile...


7)
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down*
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*


8)
Chand ko tod dunga ,
        suraj ko phod dunga...
Tu ek bar haan kar de
        To pahli wali ko chhod dunga!


9)
Tumhare naam ki gazalein chaand per likhne ko ji chahta hain...
      per kya karoon yeh zaalim khayal amaavas ki raat ko hi jata hain.

10)
Sorry to disturb u its urgent can u fax me
      your photo graph serious matter has come up
              actually v were playing card and v lost joker

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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