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I am eger 2 see u,
I want 2 talk 2 u,
I'm missing u,
I want 2 b with u,
but what 2 do door keeper is not allowing me
2 enter the zoo.......
Man runs home yelling, Pack your
I just won the 10 million lotto!
Wife: Do I
pack for the beach or mountains?
Man: Who cares? Just pack
& get lost
GOD thought since he could'nt be
everywhere he made a MOTHER..
Then DEVIL thought since he
also couldn't be everywhere he made MOTHER-in-LAW.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri hogayi!
Pagal hain wolog
jo kehte hain ki..
Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal khatam ho
Sometimes my MIND asks. Why?
MISS U Why? I CARE 4 U WHY?
I RMEMBR U Then my HEART
It"s Simply b-coz 'PETS NEED MORE CARE.
I wanted 2 kiss the
the Most Beautiful Person on Earth
But then I realised my lips have no access to my cheeks.
Dear subscriber,we regret to say
th't d validity 4 your roaming is over
n u h'v to return
back to d ZOO,OUR VAN IS ON d way.plz cooperate.
Can v do romance in the evening
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
Dil do to kisi ek ko,
aur do to
kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
saccha dildar na mile,
Try karte raho har ek ko..
In fact, you're becoming more like me everyday! Is'nt it
Wo kaun hai..?
Jo ISHQ me hai
DIL me hai
MANN me hai
sochta kya hai
- Om Prakash