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1)
Apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hain,
        jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,
        apun pani tu tanki
              apun tarzan tu monkey


2)
Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya,
        Phool manga to bageecha diya,
Ghar manga to mahal diya,
        Paisa manga to aap ka number diya....
KAB Aau LENE!
 

3)
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
      Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ke tum ho
           Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?

4)
Bas nazro se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi darane ki
        Ham yunhi behosh ho gaye hote kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

5)
Jale ko aag kahte hain, bujhe ko raakh kahte hain
       Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani, usi ko dimaagh kahte hain
 

6)
Khudi ko kar buland itna ke pahunch jaye Himalay ki choti pe
       Magar pooche ga khuda tujh se, arey aye gadhe utre ga kaise
 

7)
Woh to aaj bhi hamen dekh kar muskurate hain
      Par unke bachche bade kameene hain
           Jo hame mama, mama kah kar bulate hain

8)
Bahutgussaatahaijabkoiadamibinaspacekeysmsbhejtahai,
     aurbhimajaaatahaijabkoibevkoofuseankhenphadphadkepadtahai!!!

9)
Ek aap ho kitne achchhe ho,
          1 aap ho ki kitne sundar ho ,
1 ek aap ho ki kitne sachche ho ....
          Aur 1 hum hain ki jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain.

10)
Try this, its fun. Go to msg, select write msg, again select options,
        go to dictionary and activate english & type this buttons.

(Nokia) 786709278464084630434680
    (Panasonic) 7867#9278464#8463#43468#

- Om Prakash (om_111p@indiatimes.com)

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