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1)
Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. kya du?
         Banta: Gold Ring de de!!
Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
         Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!

2)
Raam ne Site se Shaadi ki,
      Rawan ne Sita ko Kidnap kiya,
                Hanumaan ne Sita ko bachaya.
 

Ab VASTAVA mai hero kaun???

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Sanjay Dutt!

Salma "Hooma" - (unknown email)

3)
Dil main basi he pyar tera.
        Aankhon main basi he tasveer teri.
jab bhi aati he yaad teri,
         Hum dekhte hain "Tom & Jerry."

4)
LaiLaa Ko MaJNu Ka SmS Nahi AYa
        LaiLaa Ne 3 DiN Se KhaNa Nahi KhaYa
LaiLaa MaRNe WaLi Thi MaJNu Ke PYaaR MaiN
     AuR MaJNu BeTha Tha
            SmS FRee HoNe Ke InTeZaR MaiN...

5)
MUJH KO NAYA ZAMAANA HAIRAT MEIN DAALTA HAI
        "JIS KA GALA DABAOON AANKHEN NIKAALTA HAI"

Hina (Lovebirds_h_A@hotmail.com)

6)
Net kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
         Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
         READ-ONLY hain...

Wasim Akhtar (cute_flower40@yahoo.com)

7)
Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
        Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
    Tu jaan mange, bas yaar...
              Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

 Shahbaaz (shahbaaz4u1@hotmail.com)

8)
Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaiga
        Boy: pehle 100 rupeye do
Mom: "kyoun"?
        Boy:"varna main Papa ko bata dunga mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai..............."

Rahul (Rahul@yahoo.com)

9)
Duniya Mein Sirf 7 Cheez Famous Hai, Bolay To 7 Wonders ...

1:apun....
2:Apun Ka STYLE
3:Apun Ka AWAZ
4:Apun Ka SMILE
5:Apun Ka Face
6:Apun Ka SMS
7:Apun Ka Dost Bolay To TUM.

Ali Jutt (cute_aflatoon4u@hotmail.com)

10)
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
      Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
               Aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

Arsalan Ali (coolarsalan2000@yahoo.com)

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