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1)
n ss!W ! n ss!W !
          n ss!W ! n ss!W !
n ss!W ! n ss!W !
          n ss!W ! n ss!W !
GOT CONFEUSED
     be smart janu!
            mobile ko ulta karke dekho

farhan ( farhan_arif@hotmail.com )

2)
kuchh log jinhe bhul ke hum khush nahin rahte.
        kuch zakham hain bhar jate hain malum nahin kyon.
Har subah kiya dil se bhulane ka tumhe vada.
        Har sham mukar jate hain malum nahi kyon...

khushi (khushiabidi@yahoo.com )

3)
Jisko chaha usko pa na sake.
          Aarzu ka shahar hum basa na sake...
Sun lia uske sab shikve gele.
          Apni majburiya bhi bata na sake.....

khushi (khushiabidi@yahoo.com )

4)
Hain ekhteyar me tere to mojeza kar de .
           Wo shaqs jo mera nahi hain use mera kar de,
Akeli sham bahut udas karti hain,
            Kisi ko bhej kisi ko mera hamnava kar de

khushi (khushiabidi@yahoo.com )

5)
Isse milkar mujhe zakhmo ke siva kuchh na mila,
            Dil usi shaqs se milne ko machalta kyon hain....
Rabta tute hua usse zamana guzra.
            Ab bhi is dil me magar uska basera kyon hain......

khushi (khushiabidi@yahoo.com )

6)
Give laugh to all but smile to one,
            Give cheeks to all but lips to one...
Give luv to all but heart to one,
             Let everybody luv u but u luv one....

PARTH  ARYA ( parth_arya007@yahoo.co.in )

7)
Day U'll B surprised 2C ME beside U.
            U&ME laughing,
U&ME crying,
            U&ME dreaming,
U&ME.. just..
      U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL;
                 ME visiting U

areeba ( areeba_barlas@hotmail.com )

8)
Dear Sister-Anku-I loved u for what u were in 2005.
          I will love u for what u will be in 2006.
I just lied.
          Wishing u a Happy New Year! 

snday ( sunday49@rediffmail.com )

9)
Nurse-congrats:
             Aapke jurwa bete hue hain...
Pati- Ye to hona hi tha,
             Nurse-kaise?
Pati-jab dekho "KBC PART 2" Dekhti rahti thi,
              Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA.

pawan ( pawanlovesu2000@yahoo.com  )

 

10)
Bhagwan Sri Krishan ne geeta me kaha kee,
                  kalug me ek karmayogi dost hoga,
Jo sms karta hi rahega
        Aur dusra papi sirf padke hasega !
                         Ttum kyun haste ho?

Feroz ( feroz_pk@yahoo.com )

 

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