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1)
Aaye khuda ke bande, aiye bhagwan ke bande
Agar himmat hai to Taj Mahal ko hila ke dekh...

Agar na hila sake to mere saath do jaam pi le
Aur us Taj Mahal ko apne aap hilte huey dekh...


2)
Purani kahavat hai ki TENSION ko saath main lekar nahin sona chahiye;

Lakin phir bhi log abni beewi ko saath mein le kar sote hain!
 

3)
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
        To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
        To hum behosh ho gaye...

4)
Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi

Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
      Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...
 

5)
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne

Yahan likhna mana hai.
 

6)
Na woh inkaar karti hain,
Na woh ikraar karti hain,

KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hain.


7)
Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....

Chand ne kaha , chandni ki kasam ... 12036 entries found!


8)
sawal yeh nahi ki bar mein kitni daru hain......

sawal yeh hain ki tu kitni pi sakta hain

- Akshay Prashar (honey_love202@indiatimes.com)

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