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1)
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan ke liye
Dost 1 ayina hai armano ke liye

dost 1 mehfil hai anjano ke liye
dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane ke liye
 

2)
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan,
Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan,

Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan,
Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"


3)
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
Najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

Dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
Phir bhi smart lagte ho....
 

4)
Gaddha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum,
Buddha jo khaye wo chavanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Dusro se kuch khas ho tum,
      Par jo bhi ho jhakkas ho tum.
 

5)
Aap DIL mango, de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!

JIGAR mango, de denge!
JAAN tak mango, to de sakte hain
     kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai!


6)
Marne par hume jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa, ye fiza mile na mile

Par SMS karne main kasar mat chhodna Mere DOST
Maloom nahi wahan coverage mile na mile.


7)
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;

dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia


8)
Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye.
       Boore waqt main muskerana chahiye.
Agar satven din bhi khujli na mite..
        to aathwen din neha lena chahiye

Shahzad Sajid ( genius00968@yahoo.com )

9)
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

      Moti hamar kutte ka naam !!
 

10)
wo gulshan hai gulzaar hai
wo mausam hai bahaar hai

kya khoob hasien wo ladki hai
Jiski NANI se tujhe pyaar hai

- Akshay Prashar (honey_love202@indiatimes.com)

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