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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Umid aisi ho jo jeen ko majbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,

Mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
Dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare...
 

2)
Main tujse ek armaan mangta hun,
Tujse apni jaan mangta hun,

Tu so jayegi mobile off karke
Isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
 

3)
Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,

Aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte....
 

4)
Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gam rakhta hun,

Aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hu,

Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye disprin sath rakhta hun.
 

5)
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,

Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
 

6)
Junbaan se Naam Lete hi,
Aankhon se aansu Chalak Jaate hai...

Kabhi Hazaro baatein kiya karte the...
Aaj Ek baat ke liye taras Jaate hai...
 

7)
Fool gulab ka, kamal ka, ho ya chameli ka,
                  Fool khoobsurat hota hain...
Par tumhari isse tulna nahin ki ja sakti,
                  kyonki zandu ke fool ki baat hi kuch aur hoti hai!

sachin ( sny_086@yahoo.co.in )

8)
Na Chhahat Hai Sittaron ki,
         Na Tammanna hai Nazarano ki,
Aap Jaisa ek Dost Mila to
         Kya Jarurat hai HAZARON ki...
 

9)
Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,

Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki
 

10)
Mandir main Jaap karta hu,
Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,

Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
          Roz ek Paap karta hu!!

- Akshay Prashar (honey_love202@indiatimes.com)

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