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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Tere bistar par makdi lage,
Tere room me machar fire,

Raat ko light chali jaye,
Puri raat garmi lage,

Tere sapne me BHUT aaye.
Chal aab soja... Good Night!
 

2)
Tu door hai mujhse or pass bhi hai,
teri kami ka ehsas bhi hai,

Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,
par tu pyara bhai hai aur khas bhi hai!
 

3)
Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,

wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
     aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho!
 

4)
Erade Hai NEK
Hosle Hai Buland

Phir Wo Jalwa Dikhaenge
Kasam Hai

Hindustan ki
RawaPindi Bindi

SaB Express ko
LoCal PaSSeNgEr

Banayenge
Khel Bhi Dil bhi!


5)
Nigahen aapki pahchan hain hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hain hamari,

Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki saanse aapki jaan hain hamari...
 

6)
Aey Mere
SMS

Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...

Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,

Jab WO jage to Dhire Se
'MuskaranA'

Fir Kehna
"KANJUS"

SMS Karo!
 

7)
Aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,

Matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand ...

Tu bada hi sweet hai re....
 

8)
Saapno ki Tarah aakar chale gaye,
Apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,

Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hame,
Pahale hasaya fir rula kar chale gaye.


9)
Ye dil pyaar ke kabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke kabil na raha,

Is Dil me bas gayi dosti aapki,
aab to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
 

10)
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....

- Akshay Prashar (honey_love202@indiatimes.com)

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