Asli Messages

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Asli Funny SMS / Text

1)
Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,

sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...
 

2)
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?
 

3)
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...

sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...
 

4)
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
Liya kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,

Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
Par wo to bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
 

5)
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de,
Tadap rahe hain hum yahan,

Ab aur na intazar de,
Awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar,
      MERek MISSED call to mar de...
 

6)
U need fun- Mera naam joker..
             U need friend- Hum tumhre hain sanam,
U need fun- Main hoon  naa...
       U need help- Hum saath saath hain,
                U need cash- Hum apke hain kaun...

Sweety (unkown)

7)
Tere dil me rahenge sms bankar,
Dhadkano me bajenge ringtone bankar,

Kabi apne dil se juda mat samajna,
Hum tere sath chalenge network bankar.
 

8)
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
 

9)
Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya...
To koi paise se kangal ho gaya...

To koi pyar me pagal ho gaya...
Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!
 

10)
I HATE YOU:
H = happy to see you
A = always miss you
T = take u in my mind
E = everyday never forget u.
I really want 2 say...
I HATE U"!

- Akshay Prashar (honey_love202@indiatimes.com)

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