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1)
"Smile u make and Hello say to wanted just I that
out find u when irritating very it find will you". CONFUSED?
Read it backwards.


2)
Genuine People r those, who r without hesitation, remember without limitations, forgive without any explanations & love even with little communication


3)
Safar e Zindagi mein kitno ko dost keh kar jaana hai,
Zindagi hai, ibadat hai, tumhe sirf kaha nahin,
dil se jaana hai...


4)
Hearts could only love for a while,
feet could only walk for a mile,
Clothes won't forever be in style,
but having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.


5)
Ishka aisa karo ki dhadkan me utar jaye,
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aaye.

Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chhaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.

Care for the one who Shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,

Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.


6)
Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity, Tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep U safe whole Day!
Good Morning...


7)
Gateway of memories will never close,
how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears...


8)
HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI, HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI


9)
JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna;

SURPRISE HAI !!


10)
Mainu pata si tusi nahin hatna;
Lao dekh lao:-
"WISHING YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR"...

- AsliMasti Jokes Archive (stuff@aslimasti.com)

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