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1)
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A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.


2)
__ You've
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!_______i MAIL.
Open it, please...
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ HAPPY NEW §
§ YEAR 2005 §
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U are a...


3)
B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*


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*_*_*_*_*_*_* Happy NewYear! *_*_*_*_*_*_*


5)
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I'm just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too...*


6) 
I want 2 talk 2 u now...
Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa...
Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...
Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey's language!


7)
Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite!


8)
Birth is d start of lyf,
beauty is d art of lyf,
mystery & risk r part of lyf,
but true frnds like u r heart of lyf.


9)
Hey Dusht Prani apne 2006 ke PAP MITANE K liye or
Galtia sudharne ke liye 51 bar is MAHA MANTRA KA JAP KAR
"EAST OR WEST _____ IS BEST"


10)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat Ke baad,
Thodi si Hasi har Baat Ke baad,
Usi tarah ho Mubarak Aapko 2007! 2006 K baad!
HAPPY - NEW - YEAR

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