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Asli Situations Shayari Notice a situation before
each shayari, read carefully to enjoy this shayari to
its fullest! Have fun!
1)
Situation: You wanna tell your friends who your
favorite heroine is.
"
Chad gaya mujh par uska jaadu
Jab
dekha maine use sadak ke baaju
Dil
hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
Dil
hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
Jab
dekhoo main tujhe taabu "....
2)
Situation: You wanna tell your friends that love cannot
be achieved by force.....
" Shareefo mein koyi
chor nahi hotha
kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
are yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi
hotha"
3)
Situation: You are waiting desperately for your
lover and she suddenly turns up....
" Kaate nahi kat the
hai lamhe intezar ke
Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar
ke
Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe
yaar ke
dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar
ke
dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar
ke
laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar
ke "
4)
Situation : You have not written a letter to your
mehbooba and then she is pizzed off withyou for the
same, so you have to patao her...
" Khath tho
unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai
jo kisi manzil par ho
hum aapko khath kaise likhe aab
jo humare dil me ho "
5)
Situation: You have to praise a potti like
anything .......
" Eed ke din aap
khadi na hone chhat par
Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat
par
kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand
samaj kar "
6)
Situation: This sher is for a guy who is proud to
be a shameless person......
" Besharmi tho use kahte
hai jo sharam se sharma jaaye
Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam se
sharma jaaye
Hum ithne besharam hai, hum ithne besharam
hai ki besharmi humse sharma jaaye"....
7)
Situation: You are anchoring a show and there is a
situation wherein nobody is clapping at the end of each
item then you say ......
" Wo gulab hi kya
hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI
naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali
naho "...
8)
Situation: You are desperate to go to your
mehbooba's place and you write a sher like ....
" Khuda kare haseeno
ke baap mar jaaye
Aur isee bahaane hum unke ghar jaaye
Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga
Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga
tu bhi kisi din haseena ka baap hoga
"
9)
Situation: You have to praise the girl in front of
you to patao her....
" Pathhi pathhi (leaf) gulab ho
jaathi
Har kali mehr-e-khaab ho jaathi
tumne daali naa mehe-fisha nazre
varna shabnam sharaab ho jaathi"
10)
Situation : A girl is too proud of her beauty so you
have to teach her a lesson
" Patthi Patthi gulab kya hogi
Har kali mehr-khaab kya hogi
Jisne dekhi ho laakho haseen
uski neeyath kya kharab hogi "
- Om Prakash
(om_dear_f004@yahoo.com)
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