A Woman was out golfing one day when
she hit the
ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and
found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes.
The woman freed the frog, and the frog
said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention
that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,
your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world."
The frog warned her, "You do realize
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said,
"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
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