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1)
Teri jheel si aankho mai doob jaane ko dil chahta hai,
          Magar kya karu, tera chashma beech mai aata hai!


2)
Chhup gaye saare najaare, oye kya baat ho gayi,
          Dosto, abhi pata kar ke aata hoo kya baat ho gayi!


3)
Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe they,
          Paas jakar dekha to Ganjey uchhal rahe they
 

- Hashim Taylor (ht446@yahoo.com)

4)
Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
          Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
(kya baat hai..)
          Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta...
(Wah Wah...........???????????????)
 

5)
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
            Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...
 


6)
Math pee  ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
    Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
          Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...
 


7)
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
     Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
         
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
 

8)
Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho
        Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho
Wo SASURAL  hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho
        Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho
 

9)
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
      Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
                Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??


10)
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
     Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
                Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

- Jaideep Panchal (jaideeppanchal@hotmail.com)

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