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1)

Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
          kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
     hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
         ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.
 


2)
Gum woh cheez hai ...
     Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai ...

         Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai
 


3)
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
     Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
           Big Deal ! Big deal !
 


4)
Tu ne mere man se khela,
        Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
        Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
...
         Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

 


5)
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
    Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
        Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya

 

6)
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
    Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
        Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......

 

7)
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
       Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat..
mujhe samjhayegi,
       meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

 

8)
A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
            Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
            Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....
 

 Vikas Chandrakar ( viili@epatra.com )


 

9)
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
           Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

 

10)
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
    Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
               iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
 

- Jaideep Panchal (jaideeppanchal@hotmail.com)

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