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1)
Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain,
               Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain...
Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge,
               kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain....

 arslan ( arslan_al520@yahoo.com )

2)
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
              Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
              Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... 

nisha ( nisha_cutesipari@yahoo.co.in )

3)
Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
          Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
                      Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...
 

 khurram ( khurrambagoo@hotmail.com )

4)
Jab tum zulphain lehra logi to shaam ho jayegi,
                Agar tum sar mundwa logi to shavera ho jayegi
 

Mohd zafar ( ocean_arabic@yahoo.com )

5)
Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
                Thora sa tum chalo,thora sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

  kashif ( kashif_niazi2003@yahoo.com  )

6)
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
                Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
                To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

7)
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
    abe phir kiya hua
               Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Aamir (amir_malik20032004@yahoo.co.in)

8)
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
             Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
                         Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

deepak (deepakable@yahoo.com)

9)
Hum unki gali se gujre, khidki khuli thi
        per afsoos unki jagah unki Amma khadi thi

Ifrah (ifrah_123@yahoo.com)   


10)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
           Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
            Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
           Hawa hi hawa hai.

nisha ( nisha_cutesipari@yahoo.co.in )

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