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Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Why don't Santa like
making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
2)
Did you hear about the two
Santas that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie
theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".
3)
Asli Joke
Why are Santa secret agents the
best in the world? Because even under
torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
4)
Santa Singh : 'Look
Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you
fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you
make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
5)
Santa Gurbachan Singh
is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in
a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant,
socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and
asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he
says, " it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief'."
6)
A Santa was very fond of
sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Santa. "TO start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its
beginning.
7)
Asli Joke
Santa and
Banta went to US they have stayed a
five star hotel. Santa don't know how to
use
the European closet he dropped everything in a
packet and placed it on
one of the leaves of the fan.
Banta came and switch on the fan and
everything spread on the wall When the room boy came Santa gave a 10 dollars
and told him to wash it off .
But the Room boy gazed at it for a five
minutes and taken a 25 dollars from the pocket and told to Santa "I will
give you this 25 dollars if you say how did u do it so beautifully".
8)
Asli Joke
Garbachan
singh was traveling from Calcutta to Bombay by a plane, There were one
American, one Russian, one Pakistani and some other passengers.
Suddenly
something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it's control and some of
the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the
American jumped out saying "Jai America" again the condition didn't change
then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Jai Russia".
But the
condition still the same. The next is Garbachen's turn he hesitated for a
moment and pulled out the Pakistani by saying "Jai India".
9)
Santa and Banta Singhs landed up in Bombay and got into a double decker.
Santa somehow managed
to get a bottom seat in the bus. Unfortunate Banta got
pushed to the top.
When the rush was over,
Santa went upstairs to look up
Banta, found Banta in badly scared, clutching the seats in front with
both
hands.
Santa asked, "Are Banta! What's going on? Why so scared?
I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replied, "Yeah, but you've got
a *driver*."
10)
Asli Joke
Santa with two red ears went to see
his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.
"I was ironing
a shirt when the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your
other ear?"
"The scoundrel called again."
- AsliMasti Jokes Archive(stuff@aslimasti.com)
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