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Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Why won't they hire
Santas as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
2)
Asli Joke
Hear about the Santa that
got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize he could play it at night.
3)
What happenned to the
Santa ICE Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
4)
Asli Joke
Santa and Banta work in a
software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building.
Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk.
See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB.
Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!
5)
Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a
Santa who is running a
grocery shop stocked with thousands of boxes of salt.
"No " says the Santa. "I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the
truth, I'm not a good salt seller.
But the one who sell me salt-now he's a
good salt seller."
6)
Mrs. Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her
husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post
along with a note.
The note said : 'The buttons of the sweater are removed
since they where too heavy and added to
the postage . You will find them in the right hand
pocket of the sweater.
7)
Asli Joke
Two Santa ji, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the
American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going
to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are Santas we will go direct to
the sun." "But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night.
8)
Asli Joke
An Englishman, an American and
a Santaji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Santaji says: "I think...", BUZZ goes the machine.
9)
Asli Joke
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to
begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens
.Because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the dealer
for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting
them too deep.' - AsliMasti Jokes Archive
(stuff@aslimasti.com)
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