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Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Asli Joke
Beppo singh stuck on the elevator.
Lotta singh: sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator
for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
Beppo singh: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the
escalator for 3 hrs.
2)
"I'm going on vacation. Could you suggest a thrilling
crime story ?" santa asks to banta.
"here this one is so
suspenseful you won't be able to put it down" replies banta.
"only on the last page do you find out that the
gardener did it".
3)
santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "no."
santa: "why not? You advertised to sell your old
house, didn't you?"
Banta: "yes, but when I read the add, I realized it was
just the home I was looking for!".
4)
Do you really sell that much salt? A man asks to a
Santa who is running a grocery shop stocked with
thousands of boxes of salt. "no " says the
Santa.
"I sell may be two boxes a month. To tell you the truth,
I'm not a good salt seller. But the one who sell me
salt-now he's a good salt seller."
5)
Asli Joke
one day Santa happened to see a marathon race.
"what the guys are doing" asked the Santa.
"we are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
replied one runner.
"only the winner will get prize! Then why others are
participating!!" exclaimed the Santa.
6)
Asli Joke
Beppo singh queuing behind his friend at an ATM machine.
Friend: what are you looking at?
Beppo singh: I know your pin no.
Friend: alright, what is my pin no. If you saw it? Beppo
singh: four asterisks!
7)
Asli Joke
Beppo singh while in grade school.
Teacher: what is 5 plus 4?
Beppo singh: 9
teacher: what is 4 plus 5?
Beppo singh: are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
8)
Asli Joke
Beppo singh's mother died.
Beppo singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is
dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Beppo
singh cries even louder.
friend: what now?
Beppo singh: my sister just called, her mother died
too!
9)
Asli Joke
Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson.
Beppo singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: sir, vitamin a, b or c?
Beppo singh: any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!
10)
Asli Joke
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.'
The second man asked & was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.
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