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Pallavi

A Regular Visitor and Supporter of AsliMasti.com

1)
Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!


2)
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!


3)
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.


4)
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...

Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

5)
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


6)
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.


7)
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


8)
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money.


9)
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.


10)
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz havenít u heard train is coming on platform?

- Pallavi (pallavitmb@yahoo.co.in)

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