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AsliMasti
Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Rinku- Yar Kalu,
kal hamari bijali fail ho gayi.
Kalu- Achcha, wah
kaun se class me padti thi..
2)
Ek bachche ne apani
maan se kaha- maan knife se mere finger cut gayi aur khoon nikal raha hain.
Maan boli- to
khoon band hone tak bahar hi raho. Maine abhi-abhi farse saaph kiya hain...
3)
Teacher-(Ramesh se,
class me der aane par) Batao Ramesh, Seeta ka apahadan kisne kiya.
Ramesh-(Ghabrakar)
Sir, maine to nahi kiya, main to seedha ghar se aa raha hoon...
4)
Kathghare me khade
chor se judge ne khaha, Ajeeb baat hain, jab main advocate tha to tumne murgi churayi aur jab main govt.
Advocate bana to tumne ek bakri churayi aur aaj main judge hoon to tumne ek cow
churayi. Tumne aisa kyon kiya?
Sir, wajah bahut
saaf hain, aap ke sath mera bhi promotion huaa hain.
5)
Ek officer
newspaper padh rahe the aur buree tarah ro rahe the.
Tabhi unke ek mitra
aa gaye,unhe rota dekhakar bole,kiyon, kiya buree news chhapi hain jise padhkar
aap ro rahe hain.
Officer bole- nahin
bhayi, buree news to koyi nahin hain. Main to ek lekh padh raha hoon,
jiska title hain rone se labh.
6)
Munna(Garve se)-
Mere papa jab movies takies pahunchte hain tabhi gait kulta hain.
Sonu-kiya tumhare
papa manager hain.
Munna, nahi
gaitkeepar hain.
7)
"Tum kya gaay ka doodh
bechate ho," costumar ne poochha.
"Nahi jee"
"to bhains
ka?"
"nahin jee"
"to kiska doodh
bechte ho?" costumar ne poochha.
"Jee
Doodh wale Lala Ji
ka."
8)
Bade-bade
businessman ek party me deenge mar rahe the aur desh ke developement me aapana
sahayog bata rahe the. Koyi ship to jet bana raha hain to koyi tractor to koyi
aur machine etc. Uasame ek chhota Bussinessman bhi tha.
Ek bade
bussinessman ne chhote bussinessman se kaha-" To aap kiya kar rahe hain.
Aapane Bhakhada
daim ka name to suna hee hoga, uaska map dabane ke liye paper wet. main hi
banaya tha...
9)
"Tumne aaj khana
banane main itni der laga dee,main bhahar hotel me kha lunga. Mere liye khana
mat banana," Pati ne gusse me bola.
"Sirf five
minute wait kijiye", Patni aadar se boli.
Kya five minute me
khana taiyar ho jayega.
"Nahin tab tak
main aapke sath chalane ke liye taiyar ho jaungi..."
10)
Papa, aap ox se
darate hain.
Nahin beta...
Aur snack se.
Uasase bhi nahi.
To fir lion se darate honge.
Nahi, bilkul nahin pagale.
To aap mataji ke
alawa kisi se nahi darate...
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