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AsliMasti
Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Once Bihari was
coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Bihari
"WAIT PLEASE" for which Bihari replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
2)
Saadi me dulhe ko
ghodi par baithaya jata hain, gadhe par kyon nahin?
kyonki do gadhon ko ek sath dekhakar dulhan dar na jaye.
3)
Das saalo ke bad do
friend(girl) ki aachanak mulakat ho gayi. Ek ne kaha-are, tum kitni badal gayi
ho. Main to tumhen pahachan hi
nahi pa rahi thi.
Tum bhi to bahut badal gayi ho. Main to tumhari sari dekhakar tumhen badi
mushkil se pahachan payi. Doosari
friend ne jawab diya.
4)
Ek sharabi (doosare
sharabi se)- Yar, marane ke bad hum swarg jayege ya nark?
Doosara-Tum chale
jana. Main to pine ke bad kahin aa jaa nahin sakata.
5)
At a bar in New
York, the man to Bihari's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Bihari and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Bihari replies: "Vicky raj Shanu, MARRIED."
Rubina (rubinammn@hotmail.com)
6)
Do pagal aapas mian
baat kar rahe hain unke naam hain nashit or zain
nashit: zain tujhe pata he ki mere baba 8 manzil ki chhat se gire unki taag toot
gai ab unko ghode ki taang lagwae hay ab wo bhagte he rehte hain
zain: nashit ye to kuch bhi nahin mere baba 12 manzil ki chhat se gere thay un
ka pet toot gya tha unko ab gaay ka pet lagwaya he ab wo rozana 19 letter doodh
dete hain
Atif (flower_makeursmile@hotmail.com)
7)
Ek mota seth rasta paar karte
hue ek car wale se takara gaye aur charon khane chitta gira pada.
Badee mushkil se wo uth paya aur
cheekha, "kyon be andhen, car mere peeche se ghumakar nahi nikal sakata tha?"
Driver bola, "Itane
lambe chakkar ke liye car me petrol nahi tha."
8)
Ek Boodha aadmi
gaav se pehli baar Mumbai aaya aur ek building mai usne dekha ki ek Budhiya lift
mai chadhi aur darvaja band kiya. Jab lift uper se niche wapas aayi to usme se
ek Jawaan ladki utri.
Ye dekh Buddha
sochne laga ki kaash mai bhi apni budhiya ko saath le aata to is lift se use bhi
jawaan bana deta!
9)
Bus mai kaafi bheed
thi, Ek moti aurat ke aage khada ladka gusse se bola, "Madam, aap mujhe baar
baar dhakke kyou de rahi ho?"
"Dhakke kaun de
raha hai? main to saans le rahi hu," Moti boli.
10)
Ek dost-Tumhari
wife ke danta ka dard thik hua ki nahin.
Doosara dost
bola,"doctor ko dikhate hee thik ho gaya."
Pahala dost (Hairani
se poochha),"kaun se dawa se?
Doosara dost
bola,"jis din se doctor ne bataya ki yeh boodhape ki nishani hain.
Bus, usi din se
wife ne danta men dard ki shikayat hi nahin kee."
- AsliMasti Jokes Archive
(stuff@aslimasti.com)
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