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1)
Main jara five minute ke liye bahar jaa rahi hoon.

Chulhe par dal chadhee hain, har aadhe ghante par use chalate rahana..


2)
Ek dubale patale aadmi ki patni badee moti aur lambi thi. Lihaja wah kuchh udas sa  raha karta tha ek din uske dost ne use samjhaate huye kaha-dekho bhayi, pati aur patni grihasti rupee gadee ke do pahiye ke samaan hain.


3)
Ias par usne dost ki bat beech me kaat kar kaha- Janta hoon. Tumhari baat sahi hain. Lekin jab ek pahiya trector ka ho aur dusara bicycle ka, to batao gaadi kaise chalegi.


4)
Ek mandir mein buri nazar wale gayab ho jate hai.
Salmaan gaya, gayab.
Shahrukh gaya, gayab.
Akshay gaya, gayab.
Mallika Sehrawat gayee, Bhagwan gayab!!!

- Raj (raj_kswd@yahoo.co.in)

5)
Ek din Raaj kumar, Shankar bhagwan ke mandir me jate hain,aur bolte hain.
Raaj-jaani hum kahbi kisi bhagwan ki sidhiya nahi chadhte, aaj dekhne aayen hain, ki tu kya deta hain, hum patharo ko nahi mante,
shankar jee bole-are pandit jee inhe vicks ki goli laake do.....

immu (best_frnd2005@yahoo.com)

6)
he-jaanam aa mere dil me chali aa.

she-sandle utaroon kya.

he-pagli yeh mandir nahi hain aise hi chali aa
 

khushboo (khushboo_kalu@yahoo.com)

7)
Teri jaisi ankhoon wali jab sahil per attii hain....

Lehrain bhi shor machati hain lo aaj samander doob gaya.

Shiraz (saima_shraz@hotmail.com)

8)
Ek bar swarg aur narak  ke beech kee deewar toot gayi. Swargwale chahate the ki deewar narakwale banwayen aur narkwale chahate the ki yah work swargwale karen.

Jab kayi day tak koyi decide nahin ho paaya, to swargwalon ne narakwalo ko dhamki di, yadi tum log deewar nahi banwate to hum tum par mukadama kar denge.

Are jao,narakwalon ne kaha-Tum kiya jeetoge.
Mukadama ladane ke liye tumhare paas koyi wakeel bhi hain.....


9)
Life @ a Glance

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
" u can express ur self ".

  During honeymoon is RELIANCE
" Always get in
Touch ".

After Honeymoon is HUTCH
" Wherever u go ur
wife network follows".

After one year Life is IDEA
" ur wife can
change ur life ".

After 10 years Life is BSNL
" Subscriber is not
reachable "?????????

M. Quasim (mquasim@rediffmail.com)

10)
Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha : "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya:
"Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay:

Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -

Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi.
Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.
Kiranewala sirf kiss se nahin mana - usko aur kuch bhi diya.
Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

- Rangeela (ilu24@yahoo.com)

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