Selected AsliMasti Jokes
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: "Saala pura body
headache maar raha hain."
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOHNY: Don't bite any.
TEACHER : Amit, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Amit : I is...
TEACHER : No, Amit. Always say, "I am."
Amit : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and
swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs. HOW??
Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
Rakesh : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Rakesh : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
A Bihari goes to
a movie hall and asks for two tickets, "Do tho ticket dena".
The person at the
window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says "koi baat nahin
do house full de do".
Ek din amitabh bachchan shankar ji ke mandir gaye.aur bole,aaj tak kabhi
mandir ki sidia nahi chada aaj tere liye ye banda sidia chad ke aaya hain.to
sankar bhagvan bolte hain.tere liye kya lift buanu kya.
Raju- Are Yar vikas aaj tera birthday hain naa, to mujhe party
vikas- Are kyon party mere jindgi ke ek saal kam ho
gayee aur tumhe party chahiye
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
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