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AsliMasti
Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Man before Marriage I like Airtel.. ”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows."
2)
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
After marriage it is self-defense.
3)
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
4)
It takes thousand workers to build a castle ,
Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank .. ..KAAMWALI
5)
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st
patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEK HAIN.
6)
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
7)
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
8)
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
9)
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
10)
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.- AsliMasti Jokes Archive
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