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1)
what's the definition of lawyer?

The larval form of a politician



2) Asli Joke
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? 

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U. Continue to do so. 


3)
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. 


4) Asli Joke
Wife : Do you want dinner? 

Husband : Sure, what are my choices? 

Wife : Yes and no.  



5)
Asli Joke
2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala : "He Bhagwan mujhe dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"

Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hain ki Reliance main Job. 


6)
Asli Joke
Papa : Beta har parayi istri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.....

Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga??? 


7)
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


8) Asli Joke
Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat..... 

Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....?? 

Maya : Dikhta nahin, Goatwa hai..?? 

Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!! 


9)
Uncle ek bachche se kahte hain : Beta ek achchha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe Pasand aa gaya to main tumhe paanch rupay doon ga...

Bachcha masoomiat se : ye lo ! abhi to das rupay kaha rahe the .... !!!!


10)
Ek dost dosre se : yaar har party me tum ye hi kurta kyon pehante ho.

Dosra dost : kyunki yah mera khandani kurta hain mere pardada ne pehna phir dada ne pehna phir mere walid ne pehna iss liye main bhi pehanta hoon.

Pahla dost : ohh achchha .. khair yah batao ki tumhari umar ho gayi hain shadi ki tum karte kyon nahin ..kya koi ladki pasand nahin aati

Dusra dost : Nahin yaar ladkiyaan to bahut pasand aati hain

Pahla dost : To phir kyon nahin karte

Dusra dost : yaar mere pardada ne nahin ki dada ne nahin ki mere papa ne nahin ki to phir main kaise karloon ??

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