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Selected AsliMasti Jokes
Asli Pakistani Jokes
1)
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Sardar : What other colors do you have?
2)
Dabbe me dabba, dabbe me kharghosh,
uncle ne aankh mari aunty behosh......:
3)
My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current
affairs.
4)
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
5)
Ek haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gayi. .Aag par kabu pane
me 10 minut lage.
..Aur.......aag bujhane walon par kabu pane
me
40 minut lage..
6)
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us
light only in the day time when we don't need it.
7)
Asli Joke
Admi (Naai se)- Mera TERE NAAM Wala Cutting Kar Do.
Naai usko ganja kar deta hain
Admi gusse se- ye kya kiya hain ???
Naai: main kya karoon mainne dekhi hi End se hain...
8)
Janab pathan: ek dookan pe jata hain aur kahata hain 40 wala chawal hain.
Dukandaar: Jee hain.
Pathan: Ek kilo de do.
Dukandaar: Jee janab.
Pathan : 40 wala chawal kitna ka diya hain.
9)
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hain..
Aur barabar me bhi ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hain.
Pahala Aadmi doosre se kahta hain " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab
uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga..
10)
hi u all
I have one puppy 4 u
1 puppy 4 your friend
1 puppy for your friend ke friend
u know why???
because............
Aaj hi mera dogi ne 10 puppies ko janam dia hain.- AsliMasti Jokes Archive
(stuff@aslimasti.com)
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