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1)
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

JOHNY: Me!


2)
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?

JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.


3)
JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

JOHNY: Your name on this report card.


4) Asli Joke
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.


5)
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed? 

David: You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated. 


6)
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? 

Student : Brotherly love. 


7) Asli Joke
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!


8)
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!



9) Asli Joke
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


10) Asli Joke
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?

JOHNY: George!

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