Selected AsliMasti Jokes
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what
virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
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