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AsliMasti
Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Why did Sardaar cut the sides of
the capsule before taking it?
Guess what?
---To avoid side effect!!!
2)
Santa ke bagiche me bahut pedh
the. Santa ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Santa : abe budhu chhatri pakadke daal na".
3)
Man: Santa, where were u born?
Santa: punjab.
man: which part.
Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is
born in punjab".
4)
Lawyer to Santa: Gita pe haath
laga kar kaho ke
Santa :yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me
bulaiya. ab fir Gita pe haath !!
5)
Ek teacher ne Santa se puchha "Akal
badhi ya bhais "
Santa bola "Sirr Jee, pehle date of birth to batao!!".
6)
Why was Santa writing the
exam near the door ?
Bcoz it was an entrance exam.
7)
Banta's son: dad there is some
one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
8)
Santa: I am a proud Sardaar, my
son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
9)
Santa (Banta se), "Yaar, agar tu ye bata de ki
meri tokri mai kya hai, to saare ande tere! Aur agar tu
ye bata de ke kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere. aur agar tu ye
bata de ke wo kis janwar ke hai, to wo murgi bhi teri,
bol"
Banta, "Yaar, itna kathin sawaal? koi hint to
dey!"
10)
Ek baar ek Santa singh apni wife aur bachche
ke
saath ek tamil train mai safar kar rahe they,
unhone
bachche ko upper birth par, biwi ko middle birth par aur
khud lower birth par rakha tha.
Santa ek station
par bachche ko icecream dilwane neeche utra to itne me
ek aadmi bachche ke birth par chadh kar late gaya. Wo
tamil tha aur hindi nahin janta tha isliye santa ne
TT ko bulwaya. TT sahab bhi tamil the to unhone kaha ke
tamil ya english me apni problem batao. To santa
bole, "This man is sleeping over my wife and not giving
birth to the child!"
- Jaideep Panchal (jaideeppanchal@hotmail.com)
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