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AsliMasti
Selected AsliMasti Jokes
1)
Worried woman: 'Doctor, I think I'm pregnant.'
Doctor: 'But I gave you the Pill.'
Worried woman: 'Yes, I know. But it keeps falling out.'
2)
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough.
3)
Patient: 'Doctor, doctor! I've just swallowed a whole sheep.'
Doctor: 'How do you feel?'
Patient: 'Quite baa-d.'
4)
Student doctor: 'Please sir, there's some writing on this patient's foot.'
Famous surgeon: 'Ah, yes! That's a footnote.'
5)
Patient: 'Doctor, how can I live to be a hundred?'
Doctor: 'Well, I suggest you give up eating rich food and going out with women.'
Patient: 'And then will I live to be a hundred?'
Doctor: 'No - but it will seem like it.'
6)
Patient: 'Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it
in?'
Doctor: 'What about a cardboard box?'
7)
Patient: 'Doctor, have you got anything for my liver?'
Doctor: 'What about some onions?'
8)
Patient: 'Doctor, sorry to trouble you again, but what can you give me for flat
feet?'
Doctor: 'What about a bicycle pump?'
9)
Receptionist: 'The doctor is so funny he'll soon have you in stitches.'
Patient: 'I hope not - I only came in for a check up.'
10)
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had. He said,
"Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse's
aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down
his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the
examining room.
Ten minutes later a nurse
came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a
blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off
all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the
doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor
said, "Where?" He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
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