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AJEET

"Saara Shaher mujhe loyan ke naam se jaanta hai"

Ajeet ke Funde, Ajeet ki Jubaani

1)
Ajit: Rawbert, is ko liquid oxygen may daal do! Liquid issay jeenay nahi de gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi de gaa!

2)
Ajit to a lady ( try shashikala here if you can't think of any other
vamp !) : Rosy let's be cozy  !

Ajit to a lady :  Lilly don't be silly

   
3)
Ajit to henchman and a lady imagine the sound of water running in
the bath in the background -- :

Michael you take the cycle,
Mike, follow him on your bike,
Uh, oh - Mona tum nahati raho !!

Ajit to henchman : Jack, is box me paanch lakh jaali note
hain, inko market me chala do


4)
Lady ( with half torn sari ) to Ajit ( with lust written all over his face) :

Lady : Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do!

Ajit : Itni achchhi cheez to main bhagwan ke liye bhi nahin chhod sakta.


                
5)
Henchman (panting and sweating) to Ajit : ' Boss, Boss sona kahan hain' ? (where is the gold )

Ajit : Itna Bada maidan para hai, kahin bhi so jao par mai to mona ke saath hi sounga!
 

6)
Ajit : Ise Hamlet poison de do, 'to be' se 'not to be' ho jaayega


7)
Ajit: Kal aadhi raat ko theek 12 baje  hamara 'maal' Warsova ke
raste, Bambayee aayega. Michael, tum cycle par jao, tum pony
par jao....uh! oh! Mona darling? tum nahati raho!. Michael, yeh lo
100 ka aadha phata hua note. theek 12 baje Raka ke aadmi apni boat se
flash light ka signal denge...aan...aaff...aan...aaff...aan...aaff.

Michael, tum apni torch se unhe signal doge..  boat kinare lagne par
tumhara code word hoga ``Din mein sitare hain, ham tumhare
hein''....baki log tabtak cabin ke peechhe ki jhadiyon mein rahenge.

One henchman: ...par! par! Baass! woh to khujali wali jhadiayan hain!!...

Ajit (with a broad wry smile): ...Smaaart boy!!! Tony, yeh lo
Nixoderm ke tikiya!...aadhe log sona batorenge, aur aadhe nixoderm
lagayenge!..."


8)
Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.

Rawbert: Magar kyoon boss?

Ajit: Typing to nahi aatee, kam se kam shaarthand to seekh legi.

9)
Ajit: (to the ever present baldy 'yes baass' type sidey,  having determined
Hero's fate)

Ise Varnish me daal dho, Finish achchhi hogi
 

10)
Ajit is on the phone to Seth Dharam Prashad, played by that
insufferable dude, AK Hangal (who, just as an aside, needs to
be eliminated along with Nirupa Roy):

Ajit: Seth Dharam Prashad, aapki beti hamare kabze me hain!

Seth: Hullo, hullo, kaun bol raha hain?

Ajit: Pyaar se log mujhe taylliphone kehte hain!

- Aashish Rekhawar (mail2love@yahoo.com)

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